Saturday, November 8, 2008

The Fuck?

How irritating is Jenny Lewis? She's pretty, she sings good, and she writes great songs.

Alright, now, I may not have mentioned this before but I really really really love Elvis Costello. Not in a "OMG! I'm his number one fan!" kind of way. But in a "He's the best. I love everything he does and he's hot" kinda way. The other night, I even had a sweet dream about him (call me!!).

Anywhore, I don't know where I heard it but apparently my main man EC is a big fan of this tweeting tart JL. Grrr. At first, I found this endorsement harmless. Thought it served to justify my admiration and appreciation for Rilo Kiley. Now it seems this shit's gone to her head. No more band, dudes. She's on her own. Bitch is having Diana Ross hallucinations! But it doesn't stop there. Check this out:



Hrmph! Nice jumpsuit, Lynda Carter. Oh, Hey--Sgt. Pepper called, he want's his jacket back.

Why I oughta!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

OMFG!



Needless to say, I am over the moon!