It's time for me to eat my words. To do some fessin' up. Let me explain-- some of you may have, at times, had to suffer through my bitching about how overrated the iphone is, how I'd like to be the one person left WITHOUT one. Well, I cannot tell a lie, I was being a hater. I have always thought the phone was bad-ass, but since I had T-mobile and it was unavailable to me I was all sour grapes. I pretended like it didn't even matter to me that I couldn't get the phone because it was retarded anyway. I was posturing. I didn't mean it, OKAY?!
But today is a new day, my friends. The tide has turned and to make a long story short I will soon be the proud owner of the iphone 3GS, in white no less. Forgive me for bragging, but you should all know that very soon (seven to fourteen business days when it arrives in the mail) I will be cooler than ALL OF YOU. And haters, don't even bother. Once I was you, so I know you're full of shit.
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